Miss Cow Pie Bingo

Full-Lengths

By: Dwayne Yancey
Cast: 3 M, 5 F
Performance Time: Approximately 90-120 minutes, 83pgs

COMEDY. Rhonda is determined to see one of her daughters, Meredith or Zelda, win a beauty pageant. However, the camouflage-wearing Meredith would rather shoot her crossbow, and Zelda, a techno-geek, is too engrossed with videogames and computer hacking to care. And the rest of the family is no help at all when it comes to preparing the girls for pageants. Rhonda’s husband is addicted to collecting inflatable Christmas decorations, and her conspiracy-loving mother is too busy investigating why the town of Hurleyburg has mysteriously disappeared from the state highway map. To prepare Meredith for an upcoming pageant, Rhonda hires a 4-H swine show exhibitor turned pageant consultant whose motto is “We put lipstick on a sow’s ear!” And to top it off, the upcoming First-Annual Hurleyburg Volunteer Fire Department Cow Pie Bingo Contest and Beauty Pageant may be exactly the opportunity Rhonda has been looking for! Audiences will love this winning comedy with its down-home characters, conspiracy theories, and Hurleyburg hysterics! For more Hurleyburg hilarity by Dwayne Yancey, check out “Rhonda’s High-Class Roadkill Chili,” “The Armadillo Queen,” and “The Cactus Rustlers.”

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Dwayne Yancey is a playwright from the Blue Ridge Mountains whose plays have been produced in 47 states and 17 countries. Mr. Yancey is a veteran of the community theatre stage.