Please Hold

By: Clint Snyder
Cast: 2 M, 13 F or 15 flexible
Performance Time: Approximately 30 minutes, 25 pgs
COMEDY. Five employees with major personality flaws have been hired to “help” customers at a cable company call center. There’s an overly peppy agent, an agent with anger issues, a rude southern belle, an extremely anxious agent, and an agent who thinks she’s Abraham Lincoln. And then there are the customers! Hilarity abounds when the agents have to assist a hard-of-hearing customer, a woman with an unpronounceable name, and a customer who just needs an ambulance. In the end, the agents discover there is only one way to please unhappy customers.
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Scripts: $6.95 each
Royalty: $60.00/performance
Prompt Book: $13.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $60.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $228.00 (18 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)
