P.O. Box 1401
Rapid City, SD 57709
Cactus Rustlers, The
By: Dwayne Yancey
Cast: 3 M, 8 F, 2 flexible
Performance Time: Approximately 90-120 minutes, 92 pgs
COMEDY. In this sequel to "Rhonda’s High-Class Roadkill Chili," Rhonda, Fonda, and Dronda are busy organizing an alien festival to attract more visitors to Hurleyburg. To make things more “festive,” Rhonda’s husband, Zeke, hauls out all of his holiday decorations, and his display attracts America’s foremost alien hunter, 51Hunter2, as well as Commando Joe and the Armadillo Company. Meanwhile, Cee Cee and Dee Dee pursue their dreams of becoming Wild West desperados by rustling cacti to sell to black market landscapers. But their plan hits the dirt when an alien crash-lands in the desert and falls in love with the same cactus they are trying to rustle. There are plenty of conspiracy theories, alien antics, and Hurleyburg hysterics in this cosmic comedy!
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Scripts: $8.95 each
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $264.00 (16 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)