P.O. Box 1401
Rapid City, SD 57709
By: R. Eugene Jackson
Cast: 5 M, 14 F, opt. extras
Performance Time: Approximately 90 minutes, 83 pgs.
FARCE. Howie, a college freshman, has a problem meeting girls—they don’t want to meet him. Howie is so socially inept, his best friend is his pet canary, Larry, and the two even wear matching outfits! When a sorority desperate for members accidentally accepts Howie as a pledge, Howie moves into the sorority house thinking this will help him meet girls. But when he spills a huge sack of birdseed all over the floor, gets his pants stuck in the toilet, drinks a glass of slime, and annoys just about every girl in the house, Howie finds his chances of getting a date rather slim, especially when the campus police chief arrives to close down the sorority after reports that a huge yellow chicken was seen entering the premises.
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Scripts: $8.95 each
Prompt Book: $16.00
Poster Package: $50.00 (50/pkg)
Distribution Rights: $75.00
Artwork Rights: $50.00
Play Pack: $318.00 (22 scripts for cast/crew, 1 royalty, 50 posters, 1 prompt book)